Osirisrising typical China English, you should ignore these gimmicky mumbo jumbo phrases, I think its a special kind of humor ;)

Osirisrising no, it's all an illusion and you are the imagination of yourself, Jesus is coming soon though

Osirisrising if your tech savy you can unscrew the bottom , there you see the little speaker with 2 blue wires to it, now solder (or just twist wires" a little micro switch between them. or if you never want sound again just cut the wiring

Osirisrising lubricated shll dude? you sure?

Osirisrising gooblewhabble

Osirisrising you can circumvent this automatic censoring by giving max stars to your negative review. could you please elaborate about this issue? I am using 2 of these and don't want to cremate myself allong with my family

Osirisrising how do we power this up then, or does it require some other unit?

Osirisrising nonsense! I can see the moon with my naked eye